A Christmas laugh

(Courtesy of the better half)

As an El-Al plane lands at Ben Gurion Airport in Israel, the voice of the Captain comes over the PA system:

"Please remain seated with your seat belts fastened until this plane is at a complete standstill and the seat belt signs have been turned off. We also wish to remind you that using cell phone on board the aircraft is strictly prohibited."

"For those who are seated, we wish you a Merry Christmas and hope that you enjoy your stay...and to those of you standing in the aisle and talking on their cell phones, we wish you a Happy Chanukah, and welcome back home."

(Of course, the pilot hasn't met Christian Nigerians yet!)

I never thought I would say this, but I missed Christmas. Kind of.